We are here to help you. How can we help you pay this loan. I am sure we could think of a way.
I'm afraid your health is being threatened by your delinquent account. If you get my drift.
You would be more than just wise to pay your debts now. You might also be living longer.
Avoid the disgrace and embarassment of bankruptcy. Pay your debts now.
If we don't recieve payment from you soon, we will be forced to turn your name over to Olaf's collection agency.
We are considering forclosure. Please pay now.
Our tellers are getting old and grey waiting for you to make the payments you have promised.
You had better make your loan payments in a hurry.
This game can end very quickly. Would you like that? If so, continue to disregard your loan.
We haven't seen you at the bank for a while. We would like to see you. Now. Right now.
You are in default of your loan. If you don't pay up soon, we will kill you.
Its time for you to make another loan payment buddy boy. You'd better do it soon!
Interest payments, like your mouthwash, aren't making it! Pay up now!. (Sorry Clint.)
Please, Please, Please, think about paying your loan.
Pay up your loan, or we'll break your legs.
May we respectfully remind you that you owe us some dough?
You sure aren't doing your credit rating any good. Please make a payment on your loan.
If you don't make a payment soon, we may have to forclose on your property.
You deadbeats are all the same. Never pay your loans. Now please make a payment.
Would you mind making a payment or two on your loan.
Please pay your loan or you will get more poetry like this. . . Oh for the days when life was gay, and men were full of courage. But woe am I for now I cry over times when men eat porridge.
If you like your eyes, do exactly as I say. Move the mouse to the loan box and click. Select repay. Enter a suitable amount. Click on OK.
This is just a freindly reminder. You owe us money. Please pay. Do it now. Why wait.
We haven't heard from you for such a long time, that we thought we'd come and visit you. Where's our dough?
We think you ought to pay your loan. Or you might find us on the phone. We'll call and visit and ruin your day. We'll make you sweat until you pay. Burma shave.
A payment on your loan today, will make these messages go away.
I call upon the gods: Sutec, Ra, Horus and Liela, to pour plagues and misfortune upon you until you make a payment on your loan.
We have ways of dealing with people like you who never pay their debts.
We don't bother with debtor's prison around here. We just kill you, and take all your property.
We loaned you that money in good faith. Now we would appreciate payment in equally good faith.
When are you going to make your just debt right?
I would like to mention at this point, that you owe us money. When may we expect payment?
How in the world did you ever get credit at our bank. It will be a long time before we give you another loan.
Olaf! Here boy.
Have you ever met Olaf? We sometimes send him around to deadbeats like you, to collect loan payments. You don't want to meat Olaf. Really you don't.
If I cut off your right ear, and your left little toe, do you think it might convince you to come in and pay your loan.
